Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十一集.doc

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季 221 The One With the Two Bullies [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Everyone is there. Monica is watching stock prices on a business channel.]JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin the business channel?MONICA: Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, its pretty exciting.RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.ROSS: Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.MONICA: Really.PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, thats the third sign today. Right there.ROSS: On behalf of everyone, Id just like to say behuh.PHOEBE: No, cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my fathers last name.EVERYONE: Ahh.PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.MONICA: His indian name?PHOEBE: No because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So I mean coincidences? I dont think so.ROSS: Freakish.MONICA: Wow.JOEY: Freaky.MONICA: Weird, weird.RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?PHOEBE: Oh, alright, thats it, now I have to go see him.MONICA: Why?PHOEBE: Hamburger. McDonalds. Old MacDonald had a farm, my dad is a pharmacist.OPENING TITLES[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Ross enter in sweats carrying rackets.]CHANDLER: Man, I am so beat.ROSS: Oh yeah.CHANDLER: Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out here?ROSS: Yeah alright.[they sit at the couch]BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey youre in our seats.ROSS: Oh, sorry we didnt know.LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.CHANDLER: Ok, there is one more way to say it, who knows it?LITTLE BULLY: Is that suppo