Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本116.doc

Friends 老友记 六人行 中英文对照剧本 116 The One With Two Parts, part 1 [Scene: Rift’s Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.] Chandler: This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you’d be looking like a ham right about now. (Ursula Buffay, Phoebe’s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.) Joey: There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss? (Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.) Chandler: It’s Phoebe! Hi! (Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over.) Ursula: Hi. Okay, will that be all? Chandler: Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here? Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, Excuse me, hello Miss, so now I’m here. Joey: No, no... how come you are working here? Ursula: Right, yeah, ’cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute. Chandler: Can we start over? Ursula: Yeah. Okay great. I’m gonna be over here. (She wanders away.) Chandler Joey: No, no, no! Opening Credits [Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.] Ross: I don’t know whether he’s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident. Rachel: No, yeah, I’ve done that. Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword. Rachel: I’ve never done that. (Outside in the street, Joey and Chandler arrive, to peer through the window at Phoebe, by bending down to look underneath the shop’s sign—a large steaming cup of coffee.) Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn’t look exactly like her sister. Joey: I’m sayin’ I see a difference. Chandler: They’re twins! Joey: I don’t care. Phoebe’s Phoebe. Ursula’s... hot! (Joey and Chandler come indoors.) Chandler: You know that thing, when y