老友记英文剧本(片段).doc

Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters Joey: the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they dont sell tickets here, so... Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars. Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job wed say 300 million? No thank you! Ross: No thanks! Phoebe: You dont wanna win the lottery? Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country Joey: Seriously, Ross, you dont want in on this? Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times. Chandler: Yes but theres six of us so wed only have to get struck by lightning 7 times. Joey: I like those odds! Ross: Seriously you guys, I cant believe youre going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery Opening credits Monica: God! Look at all these tickets! Its so exciting! You know I havent won anything since the sixth grade. Chandler: Pie eating contest? Monica: Oh! You assume because I was fat thats the only way I could win something? Chandler: No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries. Monica: (smiling)That was a good day! (Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment) Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks? Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it! Monica: Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work. Ross: (mockingly) a wishbone? Guys! Give someone else a chance! Monica: Alright, who wants to do it? Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. Its really not fair either! Monica: Ok, hey Rach? Rachel: Oh no, Im good, I dont wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands. Joey: Ill do it!! Itll get the casserole stink off of mine. Phoebe: I hope I win! Monica: Well, it doesnt r