《老爸老妈浪漫史 第四季 第15集》英中字幕.doc
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目 录
TOC \o 1-3 \h \z \u HYPERLINK \l _Toc377500217 第1集 PAGEREF _Toc377500217 \h 2
HYPERLINK \l _Toc377500218 第2集 PAGEREF _Toc377500218 \h 15
HYPERLINK \l _Toc377500219 第3集 PAGEREF _Toc377500219 \h 27
HYPERLINK \l _Toc377500220 第4集 PAGEREF _Toc377500220 \h 40
HYPERLINK \l _Toc377500221 第5集 PAGEREF _Toc377500221 \h 54
第1集
KIDS,
THE YEAR 2030 HERES SOMETHING I WISH MY DAD HAD TOLD ME.
The longest pause you will ever experience in your life
PRESEND DAY
PRESEND DAY is the one that follows asking the question...
Will you marry me?
Your brain goes into overdrive,
imagining every possible response.
No.
Oh, God, no.
You want me to marry...
No.
Oh, Im sorry, Ted. I cant.
Mark Johnson, the quarterback
from your high school football team, already asked me.
Whats up, Turd?
Its Ted!
But if youre lucky, she may answer with the single
greatest word in the English language.
Yes.
Stella and I spent that summer happily engaged.
Marshall was still coping with unemployment.
What are you doing?
Lily threw herself into her painting.
What are you doing?
Barney was rehabilitating from his bus accident.
What are you doing?
And well, Marshall just kept
coping with unemployment.
What are you doing?
METRO NEWS 1 And Robin continued to uphold
METRO NEWS 1 the high journalistic standards of Metro News 1.
Is your favorite brand of dental floss
poisoning your entire family?
Tune in at 11:00 for the shocking... tooth.
Okay, I officially hate my job.
Im not a reporter, Im just someone
who shows up at night and scares people.
Im the bogeyman with a teleprompter.
Bogeyman with a teleprompter.
Thats hilarious! Great joke,
Robin, great joke.
Barney, no offense to Robin,
but that wasnt that funny.
Are you kidding? That wa
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