荆轲刺秦王_英文话剧_剧本.doc

The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way. 第一幕：Conspire(密谋) 太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状. 太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent? 阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly. 太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible. 第二幕：tournament (比武) 西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下） 西 门 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cm Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qq Favorite doing: chatting 战斗力：无限 War power: endless ? ?最爱的颜色：黑色 Favorite color: black武器：长剑 Weaponry: long sword ? ?最爱喝的饮料：啤酒 Favorite drinks: beer 血型：O Type of blood: O ? ?最崇拜的人：小燕子，****** Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong ? ? ? Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out. 荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。 旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue? 西门吹雪：Just come on. 荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story? 西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a