幽默广告（Humorous advertisement）.doc

幽默广告（Humorous advertisement） Beauty salon: please dont flirt with a lady who comes out of the house. She may be ns grandmother. Tour: Please fly to the north for extreme honeymoon. The local night is 24 hours long. SIEMENS: our company is boring all the maintenance personnel all over the world. Printing company: in addition to banknotes, printing everything. Adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart. Tires: hard work, as long as there is breath. Car: its only drawback is that you can still hear every word of the mother-in-law in the backseat when you run 100 kilometers per hour. Adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart Dumplings shop ads: all inclusive Lime factory ad: rags to riches Pawnshop advertisement: well deserved Hat company advertising: take hat to pick people Typewriter ad: No, no, no, No. No smoking: please dont smoke in order to make the carpet free of holes and to make your lungs free of holes Cosmetic advertisements: as early as possible under the spot, do not stay pox Traffic safety ads: God is not perfect twenty us, it is ready for automobile spare parts, and no people A highway traffic advertising: if your car can swim, please to leave, do not have to brake New book advertisement: the author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants to be the heroine of this novel! Flower shop advertisement: todays shop sells roses at the lowest price and can even buy a few flowers for the wife Im hungry. Hey, feed me: the ad on the Qingdao dustbin To the ideal with the ideal space: Beijing LAN / apartment All over the United States, Canadas bubble: Canadian beer Time to make progress: United States Time Corporation Save memories that are not erased by time: lane, fir, wooden box For long hair, please dont apply this medicine: American P.K.D hair tonic We fooled the sun: artists, lamps, Inc. Playboy ran all over the world: Playboy cigarettes Dont be late: CERTINA-DA cigarettes The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditi