豪斯医生《house》经典台词.doc

豪斯医生经典台词（豪斯语录） Dan’s?Mother:?How?can?you?just?sit?there?my?son?is?going?to?die??你怎么能就这么坐在那边?我儿子就要死了??House:?If?I?eat?standing?up,?I?spill.??如果我站着吃东西,就会洒出来.??Luke:?Is?this?a?good?hospital???这家医院好吗???House:?Depends?on?what?you?mean?by?good.?I?like?the?chairs.??这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子.???Dr.?Foreman:?Isn’t?treating?patients?why?we?became?doctors???医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗???House:?No,?treating?illnesses?is?why?we?became?doctors.?Treating?patients?is?what?makes?most?doctors?miserable.??不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.??Dr.?Wilson:?I?love?my?wife.?我爱我老婆??House:?You?certainly?love?saying?it.??当然，你爱这样说。??患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上.??chase说,这只是宗教信仰??house:you?talk?to?God,you’re?religious.God?talks?to?you,you’re?psychotic.??你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病??House:?But?I?have?a?theory.?There?is?one?chemical?that,?if?ingested,?it?causes?a?person’s?estrogen?level?to?increase?dramatically.??我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升.　　Bill:?What?is?it?　　那是什么?　　House:?It’s?called...estrogen.　　雌激素???一患者志向是成为黑人议员,??House:?You’re?not?going?to?be?President?either?way?-?they?don’t?call?it?the?White?House?because?of?the?paint?job??你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色的.???House:?People?don’t?want?a?sick?doctor.?人们不喜欢生病的医生.?Dr.?Wilson:?That’s?fair?enough,?I?don’t?like?healthy?patients.?那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.Dr.?Wilson:?You?will?lie,?cheat?and?steal?to?get?what?you?want,?but?you’re?incapable?of?kissing?a?little?ass??你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢??House:?Well,?we?all?have?our?limitations.?恩，人总是有缺点的.?House:?No,?there?is?not?a?thin?line?between?love?and?hate.?There?is?a?Great?Wall?of?China?with?armed?sentries?posted?every?20’?between?love?and?hate.?爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的中国长城.House:?Lift?up?your?arms.?You?have?a?parasite.?抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.?Jill:?Like?a?tapeworm?or?something??你是说象绦虫一类的东西??House:?Lie?back?and?lift?up?your?sweater.You?can?put?your?arms?down.?撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来?Jill:?Can?you?do?anything?about?it??你能除掉它吗??House:?Only?for?about?a?month?or?so.?After?that?it