Scott Pilgrim Takes Off《歪小子斯科特：火力全开（2023）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

(“小子”·尼尔的卧室内部)(白天)我在室友的乐队成员的葬礼上想Okay, there I am at my roommates bandmates funeral thinking,“如果我也会死呢?”Whoa, like, what if I can die?而且我刚发现自己是一个电影迷And just when I found out Im a cinephile?总之 所以我才忙着写这部电影Anyway, thats why Im busy writing this movie.别再打电hearts;话hearts;了So dont bother calling.顺便说一下 我是你儿子This is your son, by the way.“小子”·尼尔Young Neil.我什么都没写?Ive written nothing?(晚上)什么?What?我的睡眠麻痹恶魔?My sleep paralysis demon?(作者: “小子”·尼尔)我在睡梦中写了一部长篇剧本I wrote a feature-length screenplay in my sleep.我是编剧啦!Im a screenwriter!《歪小子斯科特》(改编自 《歪小子斯科特》漫画小说)剧名: 《第三集 雷蒙娜租碟》(请投币!)你改头发颜色了 怎么了 蕾蒙娜?You changed your hair. Whats up, Ramona?没什么大事Nothing major.只是有人绑hearts;架hearts;了斯科特·皮尔格瑞姆 伪造了他的死亡Just, somebody kidnapped Scott Pilgrim and faked his death.你hearts;他hearts;妈hearts;在开玩笑吧Youre f****** joking.斯黛茜 我要休息15分钟Stacey, Im taking my fifteen.你20分钟前刚休息过15分钟!You took your fifteen 20 minutes ago!你能不能别说脏话了 有他妈顾客在And would you stop swearing? We have f******* customers!我他妈的!F*** my life!跟我详细说说Tell me everything.昨晚在我的梦里 我看到斯科特的子空间高速公路了Last night, in my dreams, I saw Scotts subspace highway...还听到他的声音了and heard his voice.蕾蒙娜Ramona...子空间什么?Subspace what?那不重要It doesnt matter.我想这意味着他还活着I think it means hes alive.所以我回到摇滚餐厅 查看监控录像So I went back to The Rockit to look at the security footage就是我们认为斯科特死亡时的录像of what we thought was Scotts death.有人抓住他 把他拉进了一个传送门Someone grabbed him and pulled him into a portal.有人想让我们以为他死了Somebody wants us to think hes dead.我就知道太过美好了 不可能是真的I knew it was too good to be true.我能吃到可颂面包吗?Can a guy get a croissant?华hearts;莱hearts;士hearts; 你整晚都在外面吗?Wallace? Have you been out all night?你是说斯科特还活着吗? - 对Did you say Scotts alive? - Yeah.迷幻Trippy.如果你见到他 告诉他我换锁了Well, if you see him, tell him I changed the locks.如果你看到我 提醒我换锁And if you see me, remind me to change the locks.傍室友时代结束了吗?Your sugar daddy days are over?对他来说 肯定是的For him, absolutely.对其他人来说 我们拭目以待吧 未来还不好说For others, well see. The future is a mystery.