Scott Pilgrim Takes Off《歪小子斯科特：火力全开（2023）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

(《歪小子斯科特的小生活》 音乐剧)各位请就坐 表演即将开始Please take your seats. Our show is about to begin.多加点黄油 谢谢Extra butter, please.继续加Keep going.好的 太好了Okay, great.不 不太好Nope, not great.再来点 可以停了 好吧 双倍的量 就这样吧More. Now stop. Okay. Now double that, and were done.不是吧!Come on!邪恶前任三号hearts; 托德·英格拉姆 对吗?Evil Ex Number Three, Todd Ingram, right?素食主义者?我们开战吧!The vegan? Lets fight!我吗?跟你打?为了蕾蒙娜?Me? Fight you? Over Ramona?别逗我笑了!Dont make me laugh!我已经不吃素了And Im vegan no longer.我今天的三餐都是吃的奶酪拼盘I had a cheese plate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today.你欠我一桶黄油 我是说黄油爆米花You owe me a new tub of butter. I mean, popcorn.你没在我跟蕾蒙娜之间 制hearts;造hearts;奇怪的力场吗?And you didnt create this weird force field between me and Ramona?老兄 告诉你吧 我有新恋爱对象了Dude, for your information, Ive got a new obsessive love interest.嘿!你是华hearts;莱hearts;士hearts;的室友! 把所有事都告诉我!他在哪里出生?Hey! You were Wallaces roommate! Tell me everything! Where was he born?他的中间名是什么? 他有最喜欢的蔬菜吗?What is his middle name? Does he have a favorite vegetable?算了吧 托德 我不喜欢凝乳和乳清Move on, Todd. Im not interested in curds and whey.我们之间是有火花的!有火花的!There were sparks! Sparks!没有这样的事Theres no such thing.我又做那个梦了I had that dream again嗨 蕾蒙娜Hi, Ramona.斯科特·皮尔格瑞姆! 我现在不想跟你打!Scott Pilgrim! Do not be throwing hands at me right now!今晚是我职业生涯中最重要的一晚This is the biggest night of my career.我都不该在你身上 浪费我的嗓音!快走开!I shouldnt even be wasting my voice on you! So, bzzp!快看啊Well, look at this.斯科特和蕾蒙娜又在一起了Scott and Ramona together again.所以他还活着! 来握一下手吧 皮尔格瑞姆So hes alive! Put er there, Pilgrim.嘿 我懂了 握手不需要有压力的Hey, I get it. No presh on the handshake.你没有制hearts;造hearts;力场 阻止我和蕾蒙娜接吻吧?You didnt create a force field preventing me and Ramona from kissing, did you?斯科特 邪恶联盟的事已经过去了 我现在有朱莉了Scotty, that evil villain stuff is behind me. Ive got Jules now.我们只是来看表演的 你这神经病 让我们过去Were just here to watch the show, you psycho maniac. Let us pass.什么?What?拜托 伙计们 别把我扯进来Come on, fellas. Dont make this about me.向大家隆重介绍 百老汇坏男孩 马修·帕特尔Let me tell you about Broadway Bad Bo