牵手网开心笑话为什么我的眼里常晗泪水（In the network of jokes Why are my eyes always Han tears）.doc

牵手网开心笑话为什么我的眼里常晗泪水（In the network of jokes Why are my eyes always Han tears） Why are my eyes with tears this poem is not written by Ai Qing, is a ghostwriter, because Ai Qing, not easily sad, so everything is happy. 1. a boy finally met a girl who liked him. Once the girl was ill, the boy accompanied her to the clinic for some intravenous drip. Ten minutes passed. Twenty minutes passed and there was no news on either side. The boy thought to break the silence, and asked, is it cold? the girl: cold boy: cold ~ Ill cover your face? the girl blushed, whispered: good ~, then the boy got up and covered the drip bottle with his hand. 3. when two people are having dinner, the wife says, why do you always pick the good meat on your fish? remember when we were in love, you liked fish head and fish tail best...... The situation is different, the husband said. Now my goal is to eat fish. My goal at that time was fishing. 4., one day and his wife out, she tired in the subway, hang my hands on my neck to rest. Suddenly, the phone rang, and the wife grabbed it. The message reads: big brother sister-in-law! Found in the subway, and wearing a very trifling silly X men hold together!! how to do? The 5. son gingerly returned home: Dad, todays exam had only 60 points.. Dad was angry: next time youre down, dont call me dad! the second day, my son came back: sorry, brother.! 6. men chasing the bus has been home, did not catch up, came back to his wife said, catch the bus did not catch up, but also good, and exercise the body, have earned a dollar. The wife was angry at that time, said, you silly, to chase, but also chase a taxi, at least earn a starting price. 7. my name is Yuan Mingfang, called Yuan Fang really vulnerable ah ~ ~ ~ the elective course is eating Hi, suddenly idiot teacher shouted, Yuan Fang, how do you see? fuck, LZ was mercilessly swallowed, blurted out, what is said by my minister! what is... Is... The roar with laughter, leaving the messy teacher in the wind...... 8.