生活大爆炸台词 第一季 10集.pdf

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[Leonard]:No,see,theliquid-metalTerminatorswerecreatedinthefuturebySkynet,andSkynetwasdevelopedbyMiles

Dyson,butthatfuturenolongerexistsduetoDysonsdeathinTerminator2.

[Sheldon]:Okay,thenreadonlythis,assumingallthegoodTerminatorswereoriginallyevilTerminatorscreatedby

Skynet,butthenreprogrammedbythefutureJohnConnor,whywouldSkynet,anartificialcomputer

intelligence,bothertocreateapetite,hot,17-year-oldkillerrobot?

[Leonard]:Skynetiskinky?Idontknow…

[Sheldon]:Artificialintelligencesdonothaveteenfetishes.

[Leonard]:Allright.Oh,wait,theyuseittolure...

[Sheldon]:Eh!Toolate.Iwin.

[Leonard]:Whatthehellisthat?

[Sheldon]:Idontknow,butifcatscouldsing...theydhateittoo.

[Penny]:Hey,guys.Hi,whereareyougoing?

[Leonard]:What?Uh,wejusthadtomailsomelettersand...throwawaysomechicken.

[Penny]:Youllneverguesswhatjusthappened.

[Leonard]:Oh,Igiveup.

[Sheldon]:Idontguess.Asascientist,Ireachconclusionsbasedonobservationandexperimentation…althoughasIm

sayingthis,itoccurstomeyoumayhavebeenemployingarhetoricaldevice,renderingmyresponsemoot.

[Penny]:Whatwasthat?

[Leonard]:Believeitornot,personalgrowth.Whathappened?

[Penny]:Allright,rememberwhenIauditionedforthatworkshopproductionofRent,butIdidntgetitandIcouldnt

figureoutwhy.

[Sheldon]:Ihaveaconclusionbasedonanobservation.

[Leonard]:No,youdont.No,hedoesnt.

[Penny]:Well,thegirltheypickedtoplayMimi,shedroppedout,andtheyaskedmetoreplaceher.

[Leonard]:Oh.Congratulations.Whataluckybreak.

[Penny]:Itsnotabigdeal.Justaonenightshowcase,buttheyinvitealotofcastingpeopleandagents.So,younever

know~

[Sheldon]:IthinkIknow.

[Leonard]:No,youdont.Hedoesnt.