英语演讲PPT__英语笑话English_jokes.ppt

Today, my topic is: funny jokes ! You know, theres an old saying : A clown into town is worth more than a dozen doctors ” A joke??? What??? It is funny conversation or story; For people as laughter of things, this is the meaning of the dictionary. For we joke that everyone is the most familiar objects, but also people often say, especially students often together to tell jokes. The buddhist scriptures say have a lot of the truth that be an upright person, including the joke about more speak a joke to humor in attitude, like this day will be better. The other words and clear: jokes will make day better. Also, some embarrassing atmosphere can also use humor jokes to solve. Below I will tell you a few humorous story… 1.Ill See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. Come on, miss! he shouted. Shut the door, please! Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back. You just shut that door, please, called the guard, and Ill see to the rest.“ be about to打算 signal信号，用信号指示 see to ?注意，照料 attractive ?a.有吸引力的，引起注意的carriage车厢 3、Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. Whats that brass gong for? asked the friend. Its not a gong. Its a talking clock, the drunk replied. A talking clock? Hows it work? Watch this, said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: Hey, you jerk. Its 3:00 in the morning! 4、Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide whos going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one. Break it to her gently, they all urge. Leave it to me, he says.