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非主流《泡妹女生必会的笑话经典收藏》-冷笑话大全（The non-mainstream bubble girl girl will laugh classic collection - cold joke big） A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? ........................ Because its tough There was a hand grenade, one day it ate a meal, clear its teeth, suddenly found a thorn in the middle of the teeth, it pulled it hard to pull it out, the result exploded... One day, an aubergine walked in the street, suddenly hit a big sneeze, it wiped the snot angry say: again his mother is shooting the collective picture! Who is best in a fairy tale? Answer: mermaid, because she will not * cheat... A German, a Frenchman, and a Japanese are going to work in a mine. The boss is an American, and he says to the germans, you have a good build and you are in charge of coolies. Say to the French: you say you are an engineer and you are in charge of mining. You are very small, he said. you are responsible for supplies. Then, every other week, they began to work. A few days later the germans and the French found out that the day was gone. After a long search, they decided to go back to work. When the germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, Surprise! -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Xiao Mings father said to xiao Ming: if you are good today, my father will take you to the market and watch others eat sugar. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- A foreign student has a driving license in the United States. A signpost indicates a left turn. He is not sure, and asks the examiner: turn left? A: right then... Hung up the.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Q: where do users like to shut down? A: why? A: sorry, your subscriber has turned off... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- A frog jumps and jumps and jumps into a well and a man looks like a phone and hes been hit by someone who likes to make a phone call. One day, he hangs up There is a person, walk walk feel foot very sour, look down a look, he stepped on a lemon! There was a hedgehog, paddling the boat, paddling and drowning. -- -- -- -- -