个性留言（Personality message）.doc

个性留言（Personality message） Youre finally here. Ive been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? Im going to Pluto now. Ill tell you something. Dont go away! 3. The owner is not here. Where did it go? Just...... Just not telling you! If you really want to, please hold down the computer power button for 4 seconds and leave a message... 5. Di -- here is the automatic reply, MM please send again, I will contact with you; Please send them twice, I will contact you. GG, DD dont send again, because hair also not contact with you! Please read the following terms in detail before adding my friend: a. under the guidance of parents, please chat with me; B. Non-professional chattering persons, who do not assume the active duty of greeting; C. I refuse to ask you to answer the question, please voluntarily stop all information when I am not replying. Sorry, the user you are calling is not next to the computer, please click on your monitor right now until it sparkles, and I will reply you when you hear the noise I went to dinner, if you are handsome, please contact me later; If youre a babe... Even if you are a beauty, I should eat full stomach first. 1. Sorry, the user you contacted was too handsome and has been deleted by tencent. For details, please contact 110. Thank you. Goodbye. Two, look for him? Get me out of here. Im saddam hussein 3 I am in position now: WC Position: squat Expression: tic Cause: constipation Expected time: 20 minutes The server has no response or the user is busy. You can wait. Or hold down the POWER button for 5 seconds. Please leave a message after you hear BI. In the bath, please do not disturb, peeping for the ticket, the individual forty, the group 20%! Booking phone: I dont tell him When bin laden hit the White House, if you still dont reply in ten minutes, please turn to CCTV - 4 to see my last one! Make it bigger, you cant see it!!! The man has been missing for many days. If there is an emergency, please summon him by summoning. Summon