相亲记 the blind date.doc

A story of the blind date (By He Nan ; Huang Yajun) A small cafe, a double desk sat a fashionable and beautiful girl drinking coffee alone . FeMale: Today I go to the blind date as a plant. A friend of mine recently wants to get married, again afraid to marry less than a man. According to her philosophy of shopping mall , everything must be shopped around, so that you can finally find a good man. So I’m just a tenth of her plants. Then here came in a man. Male: Today I go out on a blind date. It抯 said tghat she is a beauty. Let me see . Table 7, white hat. I’ll try her character first . Male：Hi, beauty ,Can I buy you a drink? FeMale：Actually I’d rather have the money. Male：ok, you seem to love money rather than drink. Havent you heard about an old saying? The one who always counts his money, final counts without money FeMale：Id rather you shut up. Male：Haven’t I seen you some place before? Your voice is so familiar FeMale：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore. Male：To be honest, I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours so long . Male：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours, too. Male: youre too modest. Has no one told you that your face is so unique that it can rival Yuan mou man’s? A living fossil, so precious. FeMale：(with a scornful look) looking down upon you is the every citizen’s duty. Male ：(Ignore the woman’s attitude ) Is this seat empty? FeMale ：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Male ：（Immediately sat down）I think I could make you very happy. FeMale ：Why? Are you leaving? Male ：Maybe, we can have a try. Let me introduce myself first. I come to join your blind date. my name is Ben, and I have a younger brother called Dan, even up to“bendan” in Chinese . Can you speak Chinese? It means idiot FeMale： Your parents are prescient. Male ：Forget it ,it’s just a joke. FeMale ：You are just the joke. Male ：Haha .So you agree that I can make you happy. So, I take the seat worth my salt. FeMale: All right! You